6/26/2019 0 Comments
Man applies for social security, says potholes in philadelphia are driving him crazy.
You heard right. This Philadelphia resident, Ronald Clarkane, is applying for social society and says he can’t work, sleep, or eat. He claims it’s Philadelphia potholes that are making him go crazy and stopping him from living normally.
“I can’t take it no more every time I get in my car and drive somewhere in these tore up streets I end up hitting my damn head on the ceiling of my car. Some of these potholes is like driving over rocks, I’m telling you.
It’s stopping me from working for any job unless it’s a job like patting down strippers or working as a pimp or even a wine taster even though I am more a margarita type of guy. Other then that, I can’t work.
Every time I close my eyes, I think about these potholes. I can’t even blast my favorite song, I Want It That Way (Backstreet Boys), because it makes me think about potholes. Just the loud noise makes me go crazy.
Yesterday, I sucker punched my neighbor because she yelled something about a pothole. I think she said good luck with the pothole situation, something like that, but as soon as I heard pothole I was already in a running motion towards her.
I’m going crazy and I don’t know what’s happening to me all I know is these potholes is ruining my life,” he said.
Reports claim that social security will look into his application and come up with an answer on a timely date. If his application is approved, Mr. Clarkane will receive $50,000 every month.
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Written by Steve Edler